HAVE A REST WITH US.
HAVE A REST WITH US.
I WANT IN HOLIDAY!.
Editorial cat Anatoly dozing in our room on the sun,
Having woken up, it was pulled so it is sweet, that us already envy took. As
Has a rest! And here we have recollected - July on a court yard. And those who yet
Has visited holiday, have reflected: the wrong summer at them turns out.
-- Whether instead of to go to us to the sea, on the sun will luxuriate, small fishes
To attempt, with an aqualung ponyrjat? - The cat if was able would tell
To speak.
Having come off computers as from open-hearth furnaces, we have thought: for a long time
It is time. Yet all is lost - the whole month ahead and velvet
Season in a stock. Well to find out, where places "grain", where people
Affable, where the prices to death not zakusajut.
Whom to ask, as not the colleagues who have just come back from
Holidays? Irina Chernaja, for example, which writes about ecology,
Had a rest "on a science" - in most that on is the bear corner
The Poltava area.
-- These picturesque places I will recollect the whole year: you leave
In the morning in plavni - beauty unusual! - Irina speaks. -
On the right a birch bosk, at the left a rivulet, underfoot tsvetastoe the sea
Grasses-muravok, and the main thing - around not a soul. Unique mine
Cats Sima and the Long loaf - a "sweet" couple, yes neighbour's were the company
Cow the Camomile. We with cats very much respected her and even have solved
To unite in club of fans of milk. I wish to advise: have a rest
In village! It is healthy and inexpensive.
At litredaktora Innas Mudly who weeds "weeds" in ours
Articles, giving to them ease and symmetry, is a liked place
Rest - village Sea in Crimea. There the pure air which has been given to drink
Aroma of cypresses, a huge free beach and a necessary minimum
Civilisations. And cows too are! And local residents to arrival
Having a rest prepare natural dry wine. At aunt Klavy it
Was simply amazing...
And here our staff reporter from Dnepropetrovsk Deniss SIMEONS, it has called,
It appears, too only from holiday has come back. And here that it
Advises.
-- If you not muchit the choice problem - to go to holiday to the Bahamas
Or to Canary Islands if at you anywhere about the sea is not present "nasizhennogo
Place "and to you not the trade-union permit"shines", spend
Granted by the Constitution and the chief holiday in native to Crimea. And, as
Would tell during Soviet time, savage way.
Crimea in general and Yalta in particular (even with the it is traditional
The high prices for Crimea) - as a matter of fact a unique resort in the world,
Where our person can choose to itself rest type in compliance with desires
And - that is more important than the soul - to the sizes of own purse.
And, as practice shows, from any type of rest it is possible
To take pleasure. If, of course, to adhere to some
Recommendations and to know a couple of small secrets.
So, read "the Grant for"savages"from Denis SEMENOVA and any
Rest to you is not terrible.
COUNCIL THE FIRST.
EH, ROADS!.
Still one year ago I would write that on glorified in centuries
The trolley bus "Simferopol - Yalta" is better to take a detached view as on
Museum piece: there is it, of course, no more than 4 griven, but also
To shiver in him it is necessary hour three. However in the light of the today's
Petrol passions the horned friend to the public for many can
To become a lifesaver. For the "abrupt" taxi drivers who have got used
To stand in a queue to the last, ask now 100 - 150 griven. And
Assert, that tomorrow the prices can sharply change - in big,
Naturally, the party.
However, do not despair: while one are ready to stay
All the day in hope by the evening to "cut down" one hundred or it is more, others
With might and main carry passengers. I, for example, managed to leave Yalta,
Having paid 10 griven for a place in a minibus. From Simferopol the prices
Traditionally is hardly more expensive - there the standard 15 griven. But riches
Choice allows and to bargain. At me the driver marshrutki
Tried to break the same tchervonets for road from Gurzuf to Yalta and here
Without conversations, has agreed on the five. Remember one simple
Thing: how gasoline how the desire was great was expensive
To earn on health-resort visitors, feeling of expediency at krymchan all
Is. Especially this year.
COUNCIL OF THE SECOND.
TO EVERYONE - THE ROOF.
JAltintsy complain, that the season is not has gone right: there have not arrived Russians. And in
The business, Russian speech with traditional for an average strip
"chokanem" in Crimea it is possible to hear much less often, than in the past
To year. Obviously, on purses of Russians has aloud struck last year's
Crisis, in addition local press spreads terrible rumours about
Crimea: that a plague there, a cholera Tatars just about will kill all. These
Fruits of sick imagination are certainly favourable to the Caucasian
Resorts of Russia. And all that who renders resort services in
To Yalta (and it is 100 % of local population, including the kids playing on
Violins along quay), it is necessary to be guided on
Average Ukrainians.
It is felt already in the prices for habitation. By the way, the nobility of the price is not enough:
Choice of apartment or room in Crimea - art to which it is necessary
To study. When the vehicle brings you on road service station in
To Yalta or Alushte, to you lovely smiling women already run with
Words "apartment at the sea". No, it not mistresses, is room
Agents. They receive from owners of habitation of 20 % of that you pay.
What can they offer you? Apartment "on a turn-key basis" with a set
Conveniences (sometimes in the private house, sometimes in multiroom) in Yalta
Costs from 40 to 50 griven a day. Not on the person, and in general. It,
Believe, mizer in comparison with last year when the prices fluctuated
Within 15 - 20 dollars. A room - irrespective of quantity
Living - can manage to you in 20 - 25 griven a day. Intermediaries
Will take you to a place (costs from 5 griven about what you learn later) and
Will issue registration (16 more griven from the person), that is will relieve you
From many burdens and deprivations.
However before to rush in their embraces, I advise to buy the detailed
Map of Yalta or that city where you are going to to go. It it is possible
To look not only in Simferopol or on road service station, but also in yours
Native city. What for? Concept "about the sea" - extensible to
bespredela. The room can appear or on an abrupt mountain, or is simple
Far from a beach. So suggest your agent to stick to begin with
Finger in a map also think.
However, you can and not use its services. If at you is
Time and forces and you is firm namereny to save on the temporary
To roof, dare: things in a left-luggage office or with itself - and to the sea.
To choose. Usually on beaches agents who did not have no place sit
At station. Or the owners, preferring to work alone,
Hang out tablets on the gates. Here the prices can be and
More modestly: offer a room for 5 griven from the person. Almost always
It is lovely, pure, but small kletushka, "conveniences" - in a court yard.
If to you to liking standard hotel comfort, better
To book room in advance, for 2 - 3 weeks. If not to take into consideration
Luxurious hotels days stand 33 - 37 griven. For these
You can receive money the darling nomerochek for two, the truth, a toilet
And a washstand can be on a floor. Plus bron - 25 % of the daily price
Numbers. If you dream of the complete set - a shower, a toilet,
Refrigerator, the TV - in separately taken number, please:
From 80 griven a day and further, further, further... Purely
Humanly I advise: do not take a great interest in "conveniences"! It is time already
To think of a daily bread.
COUNCIL THE THIRD.
BREAKFAST EAT ITSELF, THE DINNER AND THE SUPPER - TOO.
Stolovok the Soviet type in Yalta practically does not remain, but if
To look, these relicts nevertheless can be found. However, fish days,
Menus on two weeks forward and turns at o'clock have left in the past. Even
In dining rooms pass doing dishes "under the order"
The client. The great bulk of institutions is made in general by the inexpensive
The cafe in which prepare is tasty, but without izyskov. The dinner there can
To manage to you in 10 griven for two, the breakfast and a supper - and that is less.
For people with a purse more tightly will approach cafe with waiters more
Far from quays and expensive hotels. The good dinner for two costs
Here 25 - 30 griven. Provided that you will refuse from
Natural temptation - beer on draught. It, as a rule, very much
Expensive, in particular the import. Strangely enough, essential
Changes in comparison with last year the prices in such cafes not
Have undergone. The most running dishes - a shish kebab from pork (5 - 7
griven for 100, a shish kebab from sturgeon (6 - 9 griven), a borsch (1 - 2
Grivnas), pelmeni (1,50 - 2,50 grn).
Well, and if you have arrived not so much on a resort to look, how much
Itself to show, eat only in expensive cafes. With the wide
Assortment, firm dishes and saucer for washing of hands (there
The lemon) floats. Here there is everything, including exotic seafood
Type plova from mussels. A minimum 50 griven - and you approximately
Have gorged on.
By the way, if you quickly do mental arithmetic, at the preliminary
Order calculation throw 7 - 10 %. For service. Not in all
Institutions it is, but just in case nevertheless throw. More easy
Will be. It is more difficult, when money for service in the bill does not join.
And sometimes waiters who beat out from literally come across
You tip and thus is rude. Be not upset - a problem
Dares an exchange of a couple of really warm and soft words with
The owner of an institution. However, there is here one underwater stone. If in
To Yalta nevertheless there is a choice where to go to have dinner, in places
It is less with a choice tugovato. But eventually, that you - to eat in
Crimea have arrived? Not bread uniform, in the business!.
COUNCIL THE FOURTH.
FOOD SPIRITUAL.
Contrary to hearings, it is far not all beaches in Crimea the paid. The largest
Beach of Yalta - Massandrovsky - this year have decided to make
The free. But hire of plank beds there costs now two grivnas in
First half of day and two - in the second. And in general the price about two
griven: has paid - and lay easy. However, on the third or the fifth
Day of vodno-solar baths with boredom it is possible to howl. Sooner or later
Will pull on lyrics and entertainments.
Most easier to go on excursion - carry anywhere. Services
ekskursbjuro will manage to you in 20 - 30 griven (the price varies everyone
Day depending on the price for gasoline). But it is not necessary to transform all in
Dogma: quite really to reach the course and to pay only for
Acquaintance, let us assume, with the Livadijsky or Vorontsovsky palace. Such
In the image you can save to 50 %.
By the way, if it is possible, it is better to move to object on the sea:
Trip walk within Southern coast can manage to you in
10 - 15 griven there and back. But it is pleasant - smells not as gasoline, and
By sea. It is necessary to bear only a tiresome voice of the guide with one
And the same text on a way there and back. If means allow,
It is possible to select even such perverted kind of rest, as bathing in
Different places: today, for example, in Forose, tomorrow - in Alupke.
Precedents are.
Is and at all "otryvnye" kinds of entertainments of type of walks on the water
Motorcycles or hang-gliders. There are they extremely expensively -
Reaches to 100 and more griven, but sensations, speak, sharp. To you
Easier? Please. Find on a beach "tarzanku" - you move down on
To delay in a tower directly in the sea of all for grivna. Sensation sharp
Doubly - both for you, and for those who bathes at this time in the sea
On a way of your falling.
For those who does not like a sharpness, there are game halls (zhetonchik - 1
Grivna, session at a pinball machine, as a rule - 3 zhetonchika),
Waterslides (descent - 2 grivnas, lifting free of charge, but
Independently), walks on small boats with the
Binge-snack plus bathing in the high sea at will of the customer
(That minute - that grivna). Is and thirsting to bathe
Going on tour stars - the cheapest ticket for concert Tani
Ovsienko and to it similar costs 15 griven. In general, everything, that a shower
Will wish.
... AND THE MOST IMPORTANT.
LET'S COUNT?.
Let's try to summarise expenses. If you have selected cheap type of rest
Also are ready to go through a rather small room and a food in dining rooms
The Semisoviet type for you quite really to lay
Fortnight holiday in 500 - 600 griven for two. Without road.
Comfortable, but without a glamour, but with entertainments and infrequent
Sit-round gathering in cafe - within 1200 - 1500 griven. And if speech
Goes about smart rest limits here are not present - to imaginations,
To the sums which you spend for their realisation. But remember: in Crimea
The main thing - to relax and take pleasure. If you it
Be able, the sum of your purse will not play absolutely any
Roles. Really, after all travel to Crimea a self-locking device with two
Grivnas in a pocket - also are happy, as elephants!.
//* an information Source: "Today", the newspaper, 31.07.99
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