SPHERE, PLIZ!
SPHERE, PLIZ!
HALF A KILOGRAM OF CANARY ISLANDS AND TO CUT
Lydia DENISENKO "Today".
... "You want a country house in Spain?" - has asked wife Andrey Sergeevich.
The dearest half has grown dumb with happiness and the subsequent minutes twenty
It was close to a faint.
The country house to Andrey Sergeevichu was promised by a certain tour agency. Remained most
A little: personally to arrive on the buffet table organised by it and to win
The real estate.
-- And business was so, - after a while told in edition
The client of tour agency. - once in a lunch break I walked on
To Kreschatik. Suddenly towards the bright young man: so supposedly and so,
Speaks, I the manager of one international company, take
Sociological interrogation kievljan about summer holiday.
Whether after questions "There were you abroad?","one, with a family?","that
Prefer - Maldives or Sejshely? "Inquiries have followed about
To the salary yes to apartment. Andrey Sergeevich has fairly filled the questionnaire, having specified
All frankly, including balcony metric area.
"If will carry, that is not excluded, - you can win the real estate
Abroad, for example, in Spain ", - the manager continued to intrigue.
"The real estate - means, a country house", - Andrey Sergeevich was lost in day-dreams, about
Than has not failed to inform the spouse. In two days to them have called: from mind
To descend, you became prize-winners, at 18.00 we wait-with.
ON THE WEEK, TO THE SECOND...
-- We come with the wife to the specified address... Near to Bessarabki
The office of this firm is located. Beauty: continuous European-quality repair, at an input
nomerki give, four heaped up security guards stand... In a hall ten
Little tables, on everyone - a small bottle mineral... Any crush -
All winners steams sit, wait for happiness...
The happiness in the name of the manager was not slow to be: it by turns
Sat down by spouses and began blatovat, in sense to persuade. And
Whether long our person to persuade to grow fond, for example, of an island slice
In Mediterranean sea or pair-three square metres of a house in
Continental part of Europe near to Spain?.
-- You do not give it? - Spouse Andrey has cautiously taken an interest
Sergeevicha at the lusciously-affable young man cajoling a couple of prize-winners.
-- About money - then, then, then! - the manager has waved hands and
Has suggested to see to start beauty of the Mediterranean, removed on
Videocassette. Behind little tables where prize-winners sat, silent groan was distributed.
Pictures with kinds of Spain operated as a psychological attack.
The stop was for small: it is necessary to pay 12 thousand dollars, and further
-- In hotel or even the flat, and even the whole country house passes number to
To you as though for ever. And this property you have the right
To maintain time in a year of the whole two weeks in succession as to you
Will like. In general as used to say an unforgettable Polygraph
poligrafych, has brought so has brought!.
Twelve thousand American bank notes at Andrey Sergeevicha not
It has appeared, and the manager has started missing. An hour or so later it has returned to a little table
The joyful: "It was possible to agree! Concede for eight thousand!". But also
This sum at the prize-winner was not.
It was time to take the leave. "Well, time have come, play a lottery..."
Nomerok, given out to the client at an input, has won a valuable prize -
"Gift certificate" behind number 000283.
-- Also what now with it to do? - Having said goodbye to dream of a country house,
The grieved spouse has questioned.
-- About! - the manager has exclaimed. - you now at any time can
To go and have a rest on a foreign resort!.
To arrange a paradise life on Canary Islands-Sejshelah firm was going to (it agree
To the certificate text) not for one of spouses, and - it is resolute -
Only for a two. That is so directly in black and white also have written:
"The offer is valid for the married couples consisting in lawful or
Civil marriage, at the age of 27-60 years "...
Lawful spouse Andrey Sergeevicha odobrjajushche has smiled: always
It is pleasant, when morals canons are observed. The only thing, that
It was not absolutely clear: as the firm was going to to define a couple,
Legal language called "roommates"... But it so, to a word.
... And that it was absolutely convenient to the prize-winners who have been made happy with the certificate,
The firm suggested to pay 400 griven right now. So to say, not
Departing from cash desk. In other words, to grant the sum for registration of that
The certificate which was won by Andrey Sergeevich and his wife.
sotennymi the client has left four immediately, having received in exchange
The receipt.
-- And the cash voucher? - I have asked it, playing with a strange piece of paper with
The illegible signature and the dim press.
Unfortunate Andrey Sergeevich has made round, as saucers, eyes. This
The piece of paper did not cost also a penny...
... On a desperate request of edition he has once again visited firm, where to it
Have popularly explained: if you wish to use "certificate", pay
1200 dollars nalichkoj - and for seven days poezzhaj to Spain. You want on
Week to Canary Islands - take out yes polozh 1360 dollars. Also do not worry,
After all it - for two. Therefore as without the spouse we you to have a rest not
Let's release.
By the way, as it was found out, a food is not included into cost of "week". And
It speaks, besides, care of the client: can be, it
Is going to the Holy Spirit to eat, and anchovies will impose to it -
The disorder.
THERE IS SUCH COUNTRY HOUSE!.
... Some trustful citizens, unlike Andrey Sergeevicha,
Which nazhuhali only for 100 dollars, allow to deceive itself on
To the full program. That is vypotroshit their purse on all 12 thousand
Dollars.
One such "prize-winner" after long drudgeries in hope to return money
Was in edition. "What I the idiot!" - Gennady Fedorovich has exclaimed.
After tezisnogo history statements in which he has managed vljapatsja,
About "idiot" have agreed all.
... The Scheme primitive: the manager in the street approaches, takes away away
For lokotok, gently chirps about "real estate", then a beret
telefonchik, invites to "buffet table". And there silently "process"
The client. The client is thrilled with abundance of attention, dreams of the seas-oceans and,
Naturally, agrees on all conditions.
-- We with the wife at relatives in Moscow suburbs had a rest. Here also have got
On a hook one such "tour agency". On a buffet table to us have told, have promised
About three boxes. I, the fool, five thousand dollars have paid, and on the following
Day at the godfather has borrowed and more seven thousand has given... Weeks through two I call:
Pier, we are ready to go, look already the real estate. And to me respond:
"Such firm under the name" "here is not present Elfa Th more..." And such
Fools as I, have appeared enough... Well, wrote to militia
Statements... But nobody has returned money.
When Gennady Fedorovich (hereinafter names and patronymics of victims
Are changed) has finished a mournful monologue, I have opened on 412th page
Popular knizhentsiju. Russia gangster ", at us is called" on
To Petrovka is on sale on three grivni. An invaluable thing for our naive
The citizen.
-- "My small slice of Guadeloupe", - I aloud have read heading
The necessary chapter. There the scheme on which operated is in detail described
Managers with Gennady Fedorovichem, no less than dashing children with Andrey
Sergeevichem. The editorial visitor after "scheme" perusal under
The code name "Make a fool of our brother, oh, make a fool!" Has asked to drop
karvalola.
"FAMILY BUSINESS": INVETERATE SWINDLERS.
... I and in eyes did not see Vladimir Vasilevicha, but on a voice I learn this
Instant. He now often calls in edition, hoping on the help of the press and
On that at public, its swindled, will suddenly start talking conscience. It
Writes letters to the newspaper and pays visits to the inspector in quality
The victim. But to it from it it is not easier.
"... To me have told, that in Kiev works cultural and educational
Organisation "Constant" which gives the chance poor to earn
Money. Us have brought from Umani with the wife... Distances two invitation on
40 griven everyone, have brought to the main businessman, and I have handed over to it 1900
US dollars, without any receipts. It was on August, 2nd in the House of officers.
There there passed a seminar.
... To us those who has handed over money have told, that, should find four families,
As it is called - "family business". And these four families too
Are obliged to hand over on 1900 dollars then I will receive 2400, that is 500
Dollars from above. To me - 62 years, have substituted me, as old fool,
Because I could not find not that that four families, but even one.
Spoke to me: it is a pyramid and swindle... Anybody from "Constant" to me of anything
Has not returned... ".
The list of phones was applied on the letter (including mobile) employees
Firms. All numbers are disconnected for a long time. And "Constant" as it has appeared,
It is safely detained by employees SBU.
... Vladimir Vasilevich every morning calls. He waits for news. It
Hopes and believes, that to it will return money, which, in turn, it
Has borrowed almost at all microdistrict. Every morning I vyslushivaaju
Tirade from lips of the elderly person which invariably begins one and
The same phrase: "What I the fool!".
We will be glad to learn your opinion on this article.
//* an information Source: "Today", the newspaper, 28.08.99
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